Articles for May, 2012
Ask Archer: Commuting Sentence
Archer Answers Your Big Questions

Dear Prof. Archer, Please help me. I commute to work daily because I do not have a car and haven’t encountered any trouble until today when my handbag suddenly got snatched away by a riding in tandem. What should I do?   Best Regards, Robbed Commuter   P.S. I am a fan. XOXO  

 

Name In Vain (Part 4)
A Really Redundant Review of Ronans

thanks, Marvel This insufferable lout’s birthday has come and gone but this series has yet to wrap. Why must it take so long to finish a vanity post? Surely, all those so-called work-things can wait? They can’t possibly be more important than this bloggist writing about his own name, can they? No, you say? Well,

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Name In Vain (Part 3)
A Really Redundant Review of Ronans

For such an inane egotistic endeavor, you would find that this is a rather extensive series of posts. Thank you, kind reader. It is still this bloggist’s birthday in some parts of the world, anyway. We have thus far discussed a bunch of people who have gone by the name of Ronan, all of whom

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Name In Vain (Part 2)
A Really Redundant Review of Ronans

this album Moving on, we discover through Wikipedia that very few Ronans of note seemed to have existed between the medieval ages and the 20th century (the period in which this bloggist was born – what a coincidence!). Of course, we’re not discounting the fact that people just got lazy documenting all those Ronans in

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Name In Vain (Part 1)
A Really Redundant Review of Ronans

thanks, Wikimedia For what it’s worth, the Internet has made all sorts of information accessible to all sorts of people. Google is indeed a good venue to type in one’s name if only to reap a certain narcissistic pleasure at the results (I hope your name isn’t “Butch Cuckoldry”). On this most special of days,

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The Eyes Have It

By now, it has probably dawned on my devoted readership (countable on one hand less several fingers) that this bloggist became M.I.A. for the past two weeks. It is not my intention to let this electro-blog stagnate through my absence, because this electro-blog can stagnate well enough on its own, thank you very much. Nonetheless,

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Food Porn: Searing Steak with a Sinner

My, how time flies. It is as if this little update was transmitted via electronic signals from another point in time (perhaps from four days in the future?). It doesn’t matter. Everything about this blog is outdated, anyway. What’s a little backdating between frenemies? And because nobody asked for it, here is food porn episode

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Ask Archer: Rules on Dating
Archer Answers Your Big Questions

Dear Prof. Archer, I need some help on dating. I am a bloggist who is stuck in the future. I am going to engage in some retro-postings to fill up a conspicuous lack of updates in the early part of May 2012. Before I proceed with such a dirty undertaking, how should I properly call

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Face Hugger (Part 2)
Facing Off With Famous Lookalikes

Why… hello again, dear reader. Welcome to the end, the conclusion, the money shot – so to speak – for this facial undertaking. I trust we are all friends in here, so thank you for coming yet again. There won’t be big explosions for this last spurt of vanity, however. Don’t be blue, though… we’re

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Face Hugger (Part 1)
Facing Off With Famous Lookalikes

Hello, reader.  I’m not sure whether we have already met personally, but if not, I can assure you that you’re not missing much. Should you meet me one of these days and recognize me as ‘that learning incapacitated bloggist’, it likely won’t be through photographs that I have posted myself. I have an irrational revulsion

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