Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 4: Opposition Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

A good day to you, unwashed human reader. This is your comely canine commentator once again, Archer (Prof.). I recently slandered a dog, herein pictured, who answers to a witchy woman that my sorry human tried to antagonize previously. Because of the magicks of this “Worldwide Weavery”, the aforementioned dog was able to tele-mail my way a retort of sorts.

Just as my foul human reader published that witchy woman’s reply, so shall I. My, what a fierce dog!

No bother. I remain unaffected by his trifling rhymes. He’s more leather goods than dog, anyhow. Here it is, then. Ta!

What a funny creature – he thinks he’s people!


Hindi ako ang tipo
Manlalait kapwa tao
Pero alam nilang lahat dito
Na ikaw ay lahing aso

Anuman ang iyong sinulat
Walang tapang at bangis
Lyrics mo tsaka balat
Pare, ginagalis

Nakatago ang bundot
Sa tuwing lumalabas
Balahibo mo, hindot
Parating naglalagas

Daanin lang sa kamot
Damakmak mong eczema
Ang kaso’y walang gamot
‘Yang pag-epal sa eksena

Lagi kang pagala-gala
Kakain kung s’an abutin
Sa tira-tira naka-asa
Kaya naman patpatin

Naghahanap kang pantawid-
Gutom, nganga ang nguso
Sampu kayong magkapatid
Sabay-sabay na sumususo

Di kayo matuto-tuto
At diyan kayo nasanay
Kumakapit kayo sa dodo
Ng bitch na inyong nanay

Kaya ingat lang sa birada
Lalo’t sa ginagalaw
‘Pag makita kita sa kalsada
Gagawin kitang kinilaw

Marami man kayo sa kalye
Kahit pa ‘sang dosena
Walang pasa-pasakalye
Lahat kayo azucena

Supot ka kung bumanat
Tatawagin kitang ulol
Wala ka naman kasing kagat
At puro ka lang tahol

 

This little handbag is full of spunk (tee hee), I must admit. Bully to him!


Here’s what I think of his rhyme.

Categories: [dickery], [dogs], [violence], [web]

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