Category: dickery
My Clerical Romance (Rising Action)
Checking In at the Library of Love

It just dawned on me that Valentine’s this year falls on the second day of Lent. What great timing for it to occur on the feast day of a Christian martyr… let us commemorate with more heart-shaped indulgence. Hello and Happy V-Day once again! I trust you’re comfy? Perhaps feeling a bit excited after our

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My Clerical Romance (Exposition)
Checking In at the Library of Love

Love is in the air! And it smells like disinfectant. Would you be my Valentine? Here’s my latest blood test. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Ah, grumble. Pfft. I feel you. Especially you single ones who consider yourselves ‘true romantics’. To hell with Valentine’s Day… just count yourselves lucky that you won’t have to deal with

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All of Us Are Scrooged
A Christmas Gift Guide with Serving Suggestions

Unfortunately, the Mayans were wrong. Congratulations, humanity. Yet again, we have been granted the privilege to eat and breathe our way into the holiday seasons, secure in the knowledge that our Groupons will remain valid into 2013, that our iDevices will still get major upgrades, and that Tagalized Koreanovelas will always figure into our primetime

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On the Lamb: Paris 2012 (Part Un)
The Bloggist Is Away

We were on our third day in Europe, a displaced dude and his girl-beard. The two days we spent in Amsterdam were fun – we sure didn’t want to leave so soon – but we couldn’t help but feel excited for our next stop… You’d think that one entered Paris to be instantly greeted by

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 4: Opposition Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

A good day to you, unwashed human reader. This is your comely canine commentator once again, Archer (Prof.). I recently slandered a dog, herein pictured, who answers to a witchy woman that my sorry human tried to antagonize previously. Because of the magicks of this “Worldwide Weavery”, the aforementioned dog was able to tele-mail my

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 3: Government Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Hello, filthy human readers. This electro-blog is once again being taken over by the man of the house. I may have been noticeably absent this month, but I’m back. Did a cat just pass me by? That photograph is fake, I say. Nothing – but nothing, except quick brown foxes – passes by me, Archer (Prof.)!

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 2: Opposition Constructive)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Some people just don’t know how to express gratitude. After my previous post, in which I helped promote this girl’s fashion blog, said girl sent me a severe reply to tell me that she despises me and my blog. Shame on that girl. I expected some fresh dollar credits in my PayPal account, but I

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 1: Government Constructive)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

A pingback (or trackback) occurs in WordPress blogs (like this one) whenever another person with a WordPress blog links to a post. The pingback is a type of ‘remote’ comment to let the linked blogger and his/her readers know that some other blogger posted a hyperlink to the article on which this ‘remote’ comment appears.

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Blog-Off Battle: Calvin Shub (Part 4: Opposition Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Yet again, Mr Shub is communicating to us that he is not one to back down from a challenge – especially when the challenge is rather dickishly thrown at him (behind his back too, if that makes sense). He’s a brave one, despite all indications… so brave that he threatened to involve his lady, who

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Blog-Off Battle: Calvin Shub (Part 3: Government Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

You know what, Calvin Shub? That’s not a rapper name. I mean… your last rhyme was pretty good and all (for an amateur), but you don’t exactly sound like a rapper with that name. I suggest you go with C-Lo. I promise that you won’t get sued by a more successful rapper for infringement. Better

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