Category: dogs
Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 4: Opposition Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

A good day to you, unwashed human reader. This is your comely canine commentator once again, Archer (Prof.). I recently slandered a dog, herein pictured, who answers to a witchy woman that my sorry human tried to antagonize previously. Because of the magicks of this “Worldwide Weavery”, the aforementioned dog was able to tele-mail my

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 3: Government Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Hello, filthy human readers. This electro-blog is once again being taken over by the man of the house. I may have been noticeably absent this month, but I’m back. Did a cat just pass me by? That photograph is fake, I say. Nothing – but nothing, except quick brown foxes – passes by me, Archer (Prof.)!

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Every Dog Has Its Day (Part 2)
In Which a Comely Canine Responds About His Horrible Human

Greetings yet once again, kindly reader. I apologize for hastily truncating my previous correspondence. I was merely pandering to the notion that you are the sort with poor intestinal fortitude who prefers to consume these electro-blogs in small, digestible components. My human beast introduced this comely canine to a sporting spectacle called the Doggie Run

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Every Dog Has Its Day (Part 1)
In Which a Comely Canine Responds About His Horrible Human

Salutations, gentle reader. A warm welcome to you: sir, madam, or otherwise. It has been brought to my attention that my leprous homo sapien recently recorded an entry for this electro-blog about me. Fie on him, and for shame. While it is perfectly acceptable for gentle folk like myself to use the abbreviated form ‘homo’

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Old Dogs, New Tricks (Part 3)
Six Things Learnt From Running With a Dog

I have recently decided to go running with Archer, the family dog, in order to train for the upcoming Doggie Run. You may read the introduction HERE. In my last post, I shared three unexpected consequences that running with man’s best friend taught me. You may want to read that HERE before you proceed to

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Old Dogs, New Tricks (Part 2)
Six Things Learnt From Running With a Dog

I have recently decided to go running with Archer, the family dog, in order to train for the upcoming Doggie Run. Please read the introduction HERE, or just skip ahead to the continuation below: Through those sessions in which I went running with Archer, I came upon a number of important realizations. The adage of

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Old Dogs, New Tricks (Part 1)
Six Things Learnt From Running With a Dog

I don’t remember what it was that made me take up running around four years ago. It’s probably my weak, conformist tendencies – peer pressure is a drug. It needs to be said that I suck at running, mainly because I cannot find the time to do it properly. That being the case, I also

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