Category: fashion
All of Us Are Scrooged
A Christmas Gift Guide with Serving Suggestions

Unfortunately, the Mayans were wrong. Congratulations, humanity. Yet again, we have been granted the privilege to eat and breathe our way into the holiday seasons, secure in the knowledge that our Groupons will remain valid into 2013, that our iDevices will still get major upgrades, and that Tagalized Koreanovelas will always figure into our primetime

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Old Schooled (Part 1)
The Def Guide to Being Cool in School, '90s Style

Glad to see you, kiddo. You’ve got a new school year ahead of you, we hear. You want to be cool, hip, and hep to the jive, no doubt. Well, you’ve come to the best place on the web-a-go-go. Be sure to follow our tips, and you can be the bee’s knees and the cat’s

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Every Dog Has Its Day (Part 2)
In Which a Comely Canine Responds About His Horrible Human

Greetings yet once again, kindly reader. I apologize for hastily truncating my previous correspondence. I was merely pandering to the notion that you are the sort with poor intestinal fortitude who prefers to consume these electro-blogs in small, digestible components. My human beast introduced this comely canine to a sporting spectacle called the Doggie Run

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Every Dog Has Its Day (Part 1)
In Which a Comely Canine Responds About His Horrible Human

Salutations, gentle reader. A warm welcome to you: sir, madam, or otherwise. It has been brought to my attention that my leprous homo sapien recently recorded an entry for this electro-blog about me. Fie on him, and for shame. While it is perfectly acceptable for gentle folk like myself to use the abbreviated form ‘homo’

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Boracay Please, Not Blog (Reprise)

I don’t mind the heartburn from ingesting too much food, nor the asymmetric joint pain from walking the sloping shoreline. Sometimes, I think I even enjoy getting mistaken for a Korean tourist (do I look perpetually lost?). I knew that, flying into Boracay on Valentine’s (no less), I would also be subjected to the requisite

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