Category: fitness
On the Lamb: Paris 2012 (Part Quatre)
The Bloggist Is Away

By chance, our first day in Paris was also our anniversary – although I wouldn’t be surprised if Joanne had planned it that way because she’s devious like you wouldn’t know. The sun was yet to set on this most eventful day. The girl-beard and I had so far gone through a proper scam, a

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Perchance to Dream

Running in the rain at dawn gives a weirdly peaceful feeling. It clears the head, so much that it somehow qualifies as meditation. As it happened, my short bit at ‘meditation’ this morning helped me assemble a short list of musings and observations: 1.)  Anxiety gets in the way of a good night’s sleep, especially

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Old Schooled (Part 2)
The Def Guide to Being Cool in School, '90s Style

Why, hello again, kiddo. Is everything hunky dory? We’re glad you’re back. Welcome to the second day of our schooling. We see that you haven’t yet quenched your thirst for knowledge on how to employ the latest modern knickknacks to be part of the in crowd. Well, do read on to be in like Flynn.

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Every Dog Has Its Day (Part 2)
In Which a Comely Canine Responds About His Horrible Human

Greetings yet once again, kindly reader. I apologize for hastily truncating my previous correspondence. I was merely pandering to the notion that you are the sort with poor intestinal fortitude who prefers to consume these electro-blogs in small, digestible components. My human beast introduced this comely canine to a sporting spectacle called the Doggie Run

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Every Dog Has Its Day (Part 1)
In Which a Comely Canine Responds About His Horrible Human

Salutations, gentle reader. A warm welcome to you: sir, madam, or otherwise. It has been brought to my attention that my leprous homo sapien recently recorded an entry for this electro-blog about me. Fie on him, and for shame. While it is perfectly acceptable for gentle folk like myself to use the abbreviated form ‘homo’

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Old Dogs, New Tricks (Part 3)
Six Things Learnt From Running With a Dog

I have recently decided to go running with Archer, the family dog, in order to train for the upcoming Doggie Run. You may read the introduction HERE. In my last post, I shared three unexpected consequences that running with man’s best friend taught me. You may want to read that HERE before you proceed to

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Old Dogs, New Tricks (Part 2)
Six Things Learnt From Running With a Dog

I have recently decided to go running with Archer, the family dog, in order to train for the upcoming Doggie Run. Please read the introduction HERE, or just skip ahead to the continuation below: Through those sessions in which I went running with Archer, I came upon a number of important realizations. The adage of

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Old Dogs, New Tricks (Part 1)
Six Things Learnt From Running With a Dog

I don’t remember what it was that made me take up running around four years ago. It’s probably my weak, conformist tendencies – peer pressure is a drug. It needs to be said that I suck at running, mainly because I cannot find the time to do it properly. That being the case, I also

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Cane, Ain’t Able

Because the universe is not without a sense of humor, this bloggist is now typing with an injured back not a week after posting about proper gymming/porning habits. I’ll give no details how it came about, but I’m relieved that it isn’t as painful as 2008. Though I’m barely in any pain this time, it

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Debbie Does Deltoids: A Primer
An Introduction to Getting Physical

I realize that I wasn’t able to post anything yesterday. I was busy. I spent most of yesterday (and early today) brushing up on an employee manual that may or may not be related to my new year’s resolution to perform in porn movies more. Yesterday, I was meaning to write a post for people

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