Category: livestock
Crying Fowl

Dear Enthusiastic Rooster, I suspect my uncle shipped you straight from Animal Farm. I feel happy for you that you were able to torment me, an enemy on two legs, by crowing straight from 3AM to 6AM earlier. I don’t mean this sarcastically, either, because when I complained to my aunt this morning, I may

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Yu-Ga-Oh!
A Centerpiece On Celebrity Cruelty

As some of you may know, I was recently baited into doing a post that I did not want to do. I apologize for that, but I also still have some issues to clear out, as a continuation of that post… First of all, I don’t like name-dropping. I’m sure many people also feel the

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Cane, Ain’t Able

Because the universe is not without a sense of humor, this bloggist is now typing with an injured back not a week after posting about proper gymming/porning habits. I’ll give no details how it came about, but I’m relieved that it isn’t as painful as 2008. Though I’m barely in any pain this time, it

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A Philadelphia Sorry
Our Bloggist Attempts A Food and Travel Writeup

I cannot speak for everyone but I know I started a blog because of a bloated sense of self-importance. I’m special, you know. My expansive readership of one is probably wondering, “It’s cool that you have a blog but where’s the write-up about food? What about travel?” I guess I should have made it clear

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Going Viral

Blogs are like herpes. They circulate through a population – sometimes through the most innocuous contact – that everybody and their moms now practically have herpes a blog. That’s okay. It’s nothing to be ashamed about, but it does take a special kind of pathogenic blogger to barefacedly proclaim, “I have a blog. Please check

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Meet the New Blog, Same as the Old Blog

Five years is practically a lifetime on the net. That I’ve been absent so long means that I’m essentially a fossil myself. Everything is so much different now. Or is it? When I first undertook blogging (ugh), everybody who had a blog mainly posted about his/her personal life. It hardly appealed to me in that

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Back in Blog

Hello, world, and happy new year. Five years ago, the new year’s revelries were pretty much the same as they are now – that familiar bag of gluttony and gunpowder. Although gluttony has remained rather consistent (i.e. stuff your face ad libitum), gunpowder usage has only evolved to bring out the suicide bombers in all

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Hello World!
This is a blurb.

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging! Hello WordPress, thanks for letting me know that this is my first post even though I did not type it up at all. Thanks, as well, for giving me permission to edit or delete it. By your leave, I shall

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