Category: pornography
Food Porn: Smoking Salmon with a Scoundrel

It’s futile. I think I’m doomed to a life of twelve-year-old depravity. I hope you enjoyed last week’s series on dirty sounding places, at least. Please post some hate comments if you did. Today, we revisit our favorite bargain bin romance cookbooks: Front Cover

 

It’s More F In the Philippines (Part 4: Odds and Ends)
A Vulgar Voyage About the Archipelago

Welcome to the new month, where we drag out old ideas from the last month until they’re no longer relevant. If there’s a dead horse, trust us to be there to beat it deader. Our equine carcass piñata of the moment, for our accidental visitors, is all about places in the Philippines with dirty (Tagalog)

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It’s More F In the Philippines (Part 3: Bump and Grind)
A Vulgar Voyage About the Archipelago

We’re not yet finished, unfortunately for you. In our previous installments, we fleshed out PG-13 entries and R-18 ones. I guess this one is going to have to be NC-17. The ratings system for this series, for those who do not know, has been enforced by snotty grade school students, who have been our very

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It’s More F In the Philippines (Part 2: Gross Anatomy)
A Vulgar Voyage About the Archipelago

Fresh from our previous entry, we delve into the naughtier bits of Philippine geography. Our team of scholars put in extra hours for this list by consulting with esteemed academia via a playground full of grade-schoolers. You wanted dirt? You got dirt! Also: water, rocks, gravel, sand, various minerals, aggregates, wood, man-made structures, plants, and other similarly

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It’s More F In the Philippines (Part 1: Nooks and Crannies)
A Vulgar Voyage About the Archipelago

Coming from the post office a couple of weeks ago, I noticed that the seller shipped my magazine from a place in England called Fingringhoe. Weirdly enough, I apparently referenced this place before on my old blog (here it is, ravaged by spambots). This got me thinking… surely, the Philippines would have its fair share

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Food Porn: Simmering Soup with a Siren

Coming back to Manila from the paradise-mall that is Boracay, I find that I have brought home a certain sense of quiet. The noise that has persistently defined my city has somehow disappeared. I have Boracay to thank for this, particularly for my near-perforated eardrums. Is it supposed to sound like popcorn when you open

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Food Porn: Relishing Ribs with a Rake

Following my previous entry about food porn, this bloggist received several comments from my reader(s) that it was too intensely worded for their feeble comprehensions. Luckily for my reader(s), I always pander to the lowest common denominator! Here, my dear(s), is another book I dug out from my aunt’s stash… Front Cover

 

Food Porn: Reviewing Restos with a Rogue

Forget what you think you know about food porn. You simply cannot trust those food bloggers. You can go to them about food, sure… but what about pornography? My aunt has a much better grasp of food pornography than those hacks, as evidenced by her considerable collection of old romance novels… Front Cover

 

Debbie Does Deltoids: A Primer
An Introduction to Getting Physical

I realize that I wasn’t able to post anything yesterday. I was busy. I spent most of yesterday (and early today) brushing up on an employee manual that may or may not be related to my new year’s resolution to perform in porn movies more. Yesterday, I was meaning to write a post for people

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