Category: violence
Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 4: Opposition Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

A good day to you, unwashed human reader. This is your comely canine commentator once again, Archer (Prof.). I recently slandered a dog, herein pictured, who answers to a witchy woman that my sorry human tried to antagonize previously. Because of the magicks of this “Worldwide Weavery”, the aforementioned dog was able to tele-mail my

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 3: Government Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Hello, filthy human readers. This electro-blog is once again being taken over by the man of the house. I may have been noticeably absent this month, but I’m back. Did a cat just pass me by? That photograph is fake, I say. Nothing – but nothing, except quick brown foxes – passes by me, Archer (Prof.)!

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 2: Opposition Constructive)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Some people just don’t know how to express gratitude. After my previous post, in which I helped promote this girl’s fashion blog, said girl sent me a severe reply to tell me that she despises me and my blog. Shame on that girl. I expected some fresh dollar credits in my PayPal account, but I

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Blog-Off Battle: Fashion Juicy XXX (Part 1: Government Constructive)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

A pingback (or trackback) occurs in WordPress blogs (like this one) whenever another person with a WordPress blog links to a post. The pingback is a type of ‘remote’ comment to let the linked blogger and his/her readers know that some other blogger posted a hyperlink to the article on which this ‘remote’ comment appears.

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Tracts and Field Trips

Hi kids! I understand that you traveled a long way from the province today for your field trip. Well, good for you! It is a special day in Quezon City, being the birth anniversary of Manuel L. Quezon himself, so… welcome to SM North EDSA. What the hell?

 

Blog-Off Battle: Calvin Shub (Part 4: Opposition Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Yet again, Mr Shub is communicating to us that he is not one to back down from a challenge – especially when the challenge is rather dickishly thrown at him (behind his back too, if that makes sense). He’s a brave one, despite all indications… so brave that he threatened to involve his lady, who

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Blog-Off Battle: Calvin Shub (Part 3: Government Rebuttal)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

You know what, Calvin Shub? That’s not a rapper name. I mean… your last rhyme was pretty good and all (for an amateur), but you don’t exactly sound like a rapper with that name. I suggest you go with C-Lo. I promise that you won’t get sued by a more successful rapper for infringement. Better

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Blog-Off Battle: Calvin Shub (Part 2: Opposition Constructive)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

One of you snitched. FYI, I received a sternly worded message from an evidently irate Mister Shub. He seems offended that I posted five rhyming stanzas about him – although I think he found it offensive because I only used three of those to detail his questionable sexual exploits. Being the gentleman that I am,

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Blog-Off Battle: Calvin Shub (Part 1: Government Constructive)
Because Slagging Other People Off Is Better Through Rhyme

Something about this silence disturbs me. To the bottom-left of this page, under ‘Link Anything’, you will find that I host links to blogs that are maintained by ‘friends’. These ‘friends’ of mine are benefitting from those links because I have the most wonderful readers, even though you readers number less than – I don’t

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Sleep-o-Lama

thanks, Wikimedia What I thought would be the most opportune occasion to rectify my awful sleeping habits last week only turned out making things worse. Not being used to operating with a surplus of time, I ended up cramming more useless (however enjoyable) activities into my ‘extra’ hours. My sleeping habits are the worst. I

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