Food Porn: Cooking Croquettes with a Coquette

Time goes by so fast when you compulsively squander away your sorry life on these wonderful blog things. Is it January already?

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This isn’t good.

“Use your palms,” she said, “not your fingers.” She was wondering whether they had enough time. It’s a fairly simple procedure but she was being extra meticulous.

“Like this?” he asked. He didn’t enjoy the sensation… however way he went about it, he found that the stuff still stuck to his hands.

“It looks lumpy”, she answered. She raised an eyebrow. “It needs more mashing.”

“More mashing?”

“That’s right. Don’t you… like it?”

“I do. It’s just…”

“Then mash it up. More mashing, please.” This is cute.

“But it’s too runny. It’s soaked.” He looked troubled.

“It’s just right. If you want, just use a couple of ice cubes,” she winked.

“It still might get soggy.”

“You’re right,” she giggled, “How silly of me. I’m such a slob.”

“It’s not like that…”

“Work faster, then. Ball it up, would you?” she paused, “Show me balls.”

“Won’t the white sauce spurt?”

“Not if it’s thick enough. And don’t squeeze too hard. They’re delicate. Now, balls.” She sighed. Hamish – now, he didn’t have to be told twice…

He grunted, working himself into a frenzy, “These look well coated enough, don’t you think?”

“Just make sure to get them firmed up before you soak them in hot oil,” she smiled.

“What about the meat?”

“Are you ready to work the meat? Now, remember… I want it chewy.”

“OK. I’ll make sure to stuff the meat nicely.”

“Alright, then. Are we set?” He won’t like this.

“Yeah. Give me the meat.”

“The secret ingredient is – ”

This isn’t good.

“ – CRAB!”

 

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