Food Porn: Vomiting Veggies with a Vamp

It just goes on, doesn’t it? It seems like we started this only fifty years ago. This will be a short precursor to another food-related series that will be totally unnecessary. You will find other more worthwhile uses for your time… but who are we fooling?

Here we are, then, with food porn eleven…


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“I don’t know about that,” she said, “I’ve been at this a long time… I’m not too particular about those movements, you know?”

He asked, “Have you always enjoyed it raw?”

“You can say that,” she readily replied. “Raw… nude… it’s only natural, isn’t it?”

“Maybe you shouldn’t press those coconuts?”

“You’re right,” she observed, “They’re kind of dry.”

He watched him intently, “Are you shaving that?”

“Only a little,” she said, “I’ll drizzle some oil onto it later.”

“Will it be delicate enough, though?”

“It’s extra virgin,” she smiled, “it’ll go well with those glazed nuts.”

He smiled back, “Do you do everything yourself?”

She pointed through the wide opening, “Take a look.”

He bent closer to look at her perfectly manicured lawn, which was enclosed by a neatly kept garden. Hilton was right, he thought. “How did you get such a rich growth of cauliflower? You really do have a green thumb, don’t you?”

She blushed, “I still need to trim the bushes, as you can see, but thanks. I’m sure you can grow the same… I heard you’re pretty good with a hoe.” He’s pussyfooting, she thought. “Stop being too hard on yourself.”

“I can’t help it,” he said, “Nothing will grow on mine except fungi… and I already dug in with my hands.” He sighed, “This makes my backyard look like a shithole.”

 

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